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Glad I’m not the only one:)

Glad I’m not the only one:)

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Happy Easter…don’t wish this guy one. Congrats to a special holiday Facebook Freak of the Week. It’s you Mr. Sekhon.

Kamal had the nerve to write the following:

“heye u look more beautiful without cloths.   April 2 at 9:58am ·”

Thank you for being incredibly sexist. Always appreciated. I’m gonna go make sure I finish baking you pie and getting your sandwich. Oh, and I’m barefoot. Jerk.

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Let’s just go over this again…

I feel the need to just re post this little tidbit. Please respect one another…including on facebook.

* Only tag a photo of a friend with their permission.

I definitely think this is true however I don’t mind people tagging me in pics as long as I can remove the tag if I want to. One thing people need to stop doing are those stupid charts in which you pick friends and tag them as a character. If I get tagged as Jasmine in that stupid Disney pic one more time I may just delete my account.


* Only make friend requests of people you actually know — not complete strangers.

I don’t agree with this one because I want to be accessible to my fans and make new friends. I do think it’s weird however to cross that line and stalk or leave rude messages/comments on peoples pages. If I don’t know you do not comment on my photos!


* Relationship status changes must be mutual.

Ummm Hmmmm…. Ben Garbe! Yes, Benjamin was my boyfriend for over four years  and still is engaged to his best bro Chris Erickson on here. It’s fine really, I don’t mind and think it’s funny, but Ben you definitely should have told me before you “purposed” to Chris on here a while back. Just to clue in everyone else; I thought he was purposing to me! Ha! So yes, you should definitely tell your significant other if you change your relationship status. Also, facebook is not a place to break up with someone. Man/Woman up and talk about it to their face!


* Do not write inappropriate stuff on your friend’s walls.

This is serious! I had an issue with my own father a while back posting personal family information on my page which was completely inappropriate. Remember that facebook can be read by everyone, including future employers! Think about what you are writing before you post something inappropriate on someone’s page!


* Don’t over “poke”.

Actually do not poke me at all! You poking me won’t make me want you! Poking is stupid! If you want to get my attention communicate with me.


* Do not leave your Facebook page up in communal places.

I think this is just a given. Privacy people!!!!

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This weeks rant: I hate taggers!

I hate taggers; and by that I mean I hate nasty men that think it’s okay to tag themselves in a photo of you so they can look it up later. It’s pretty obvious what you are doing if you are tagging a photo that you aren’t in. Stop tagging my photos. You know where my page is…bookmark it creep!

Ugh…some people!

xoxoKM

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Facebook Freak of the Week….

…and this week’s award goes to Mr. Coulson. Congratulations! You are actually a rude jerk!

Way back in July Neil sent me a message that said:

“hi kelly just been having a peek at yr pics awsome girl im neil and im from england i love rocked out chicks lol”

That was a very nice message actually and very respectful. I however get over 300 messages daily in my inbox. So, I usually don’t get around to chat small talk with people from other countries. It’s not that I don’t want to, I literally don’t have the time to answer all my mail and weed out the creeps from the nice people just trying to be friendly.

However on this occasion I am so glad I didn’t talk to this guy! Here is what he wrote to me just last Friday evening:

“Dirty little skank”

and then he proceeded to block me from his page and unfriend me! What a jerk!

This is something I don’t get. I know rejection is tough, but guys why do you get all defensive when a girl denies you? If she thinks she is too good for you then you don’t want anything to do with her anyway. Does coming back with a comment like this really make you feel better about yourself? It’s just immature. So, the next time a girl doesn’t respond to you think about why she may not be! In my case it was simply the fact that I get flooded with mail, it was nothing against him. However his childish behavior and not even giving me a chance to come back and respond to his insult makes him a total jerk!

…and I continue to absolutely HATE FACEBOOK!!!!!

PS- couldn’t include his photo because he has me blocked! Look him up:)

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This is perfect! Thank you everyone:)

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Facebook Freak of the Week!
This week we are not so lucky with awarding a Facebook Freak of the Week because there actually is one….. Sorry Mr. Sherer but you are a total creep.”
While having a polite conversation about what I should be for Halloween this year I suggested Wonder Woman and wondered if that would be too boring? Above is what people had to say. Not bad I guess; and then Matthew chimed in with the following:

“if i can use your lasso of truth to bind ur hands”

Yes, I did throw up in my mouth a little after reading that. This man is also obviously a total old dude who won’t even post a picture of himself. Wow, I feel really special today after that.
Now time for a REALLY hot shower…. oh great, that will probably get some creepy comments of their own. LOL!!! Matt dear, you make me ill and hate facebook even more today. Thanks.

Facebook Freak of the Week!

This week we are not so lucky with awarding a Facebook Freak of the Week because there actually is one….. Sorry Mr. Sherer but you are a total creep.”

While having a polite conversation about what I should be for Halloween this year I suggested Wonder Woman and wondered if that would be too boring? Above is what people had to say. Not bad I guess; and then Matthew chimed in with the following:

“if i can use your lasso of truth to bind ur hands”

Yes, I did throw up in my mouth a little after reading that. This man is also obviously a total old dude who won’t even post a picture of himself. Wow, I feel really special today after that.

Now time for a REALLY hot shower…. oh great, that will probably get some creepy comments of their own. LOL!!! Matt dear, you make me ill and hate facebook even more today. Thanks.

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No Facebook Freak of the Week?!?

Hey all! I am so happy to say today that maybe this blog is finally paying off: or I have officially blocked all the strange and creepy men off my facebook page…lol! Either way, today I have no rude comments or messages to post on here off my page. HOORAY!!! Instead, I’d like to point this out:

I’ve been going through a rough patch lately in my life and when I posted this as my current status:

Feeling sad today:( I just wish I could fix everything that’s wrong.”

I was overwhelmed with how many people responded with good thoughts.

Thank you everyone for showing me your love and support. See; sometimes facebook can cheer you up!

I STILL HATE IT THOUGH!!!! If you have a story you’d like featured on my blog send it to freaks@itsmekelly.com and I’ll happy feature it. Thanks everyone!

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Facebook Freak of the Week….

This week I have awarded someone the honor who not only is a total freak but also who happens to be one of the rudest people to ever leave a message on my facebook. My grandmother used to tell me when I was young “if you can’t say something nice then don’t say anything at all.” This rule should definitely apply to anyone’s facebook page. SO….Mr. Rob W. congratulations, you are my facebook freak of the week!

Here is what Mr. Wilson had to say to me….

“small tits”

Now I know my knockers are not the biggest in the world but I think they are pretty large for my frame. A C cup is considered pretty average for a woman thank you!!! Plus I love my rack so screw you!!!

Then he followed by making this comment on a photo album of some of my modeling work;

“i think your arse looks a bit big but still hot”

I can only guess that he’s telling me that I have a big ass. I love my curves and am sorry you don’t enjoy them like the rest of the world.

Some people are just so freak’n rude. It’s alright if you think I’m not all that and a bag of chips but seriously being mean doesn’t make you special, it makes you MY FREAK!!!! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! Enjoy it jerk!

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FACEBOOK FREAK OF THE WEEK….

This week’s award goes to a person who not once, not twice, but three times in the last two weeks has decided to be a complete pervert and absolutely disrespectful weirdo. Congratulations Mr. Bob Jay. You are an absolute creep! From leaving your first picture comment;

“You have a great ass”

To your second photo comment;

“move your hands”

which really was just gross, to your third and final posting on my actuall facebook page stating:

“please pose naked for us”

You are obviously one lonely individual which I feel sorry for but it is not an excuse to be an absolute a-hole on my page. JERK!!!

Watch out ladies! He is horny and rude and coming to a page near you!